CHRISTMAS Q&A:
ALEX AVERY (THE FIRM)

1. What do you actually like about Christmas?

Sean Connery’s hairy chest.

2. What do you utterly despise about Christmas?

Drinking my brother’s piss. It’s a family tradition but one I don’t like to dwell on.

3. What are your favourite and worst Christmas songs?

My favourite would have to be ‘Mysterious Girl’ by Peter Andre, it’s a classic. The worst would have to be, well, who was that guy with the beard?

4. What is the most dreadful gift you've been given at Christmas?Once I was given a mirror by

Father Christmas in his grotto in Asda. What an insult.

5. What will you be doing at, say, 6pm on Christmas day?

Sneaking out the back door for a fag praying for boxing day.