A RANT DOWN THE RAVE
THIS MONTH: Well, everything.
It’s been nearly ten years since the so-called ‘phenomenon’ we know and loathe as Reality TV hit our screens. You’d think by now they’d have learned. But, alas, no. As per usual we are endlessly subjected to moronic and talentless dogturds infiltrating our screens and generally making a headache-inducing nuisance of themselves.
Popular culture no longer applies to me. In fact, it no longer applies to anyone with half a braincell but still, the likes of Big Brother, X-Factor and I’m A Z-List Loser Who Nobody Quite Remembers Because I Was Fairly Pointless (And Totally Vacuous) The First Time Round, Get Me Out Of Here are seemingly watched by millions. I do have a confession to make though – but I’m sure it’s one many can reluctantly make. I always tend to end up ‘catching’ the first ones, but am always left wondering why. Is it the fact that the advertisements have seeped into my being so much that I just can’t resist a sneaky peak? Or is it that same morbid curiosity you might get when someone goes ‘Yuck, you really don’t wish to see this’, although you always end up somehow seeing whatever it is anyway?
Anyway, surely it’s time for an end to this inexcusable arserot. Here are just a few reasons why:
Vulgar Shit-Eating Celebrities With Zero Talent And Less Personality
Why do these people get fawned over? They are plainly vile people. Hitler was a vile person. You wouldn’t give him his own TV show, would you?
Davina McCall
WHY????????????
The X-Factor Panel Pantomime
You just know when the ratings have started to drop because Old Trout Osbourne will be required to pull one of her ‘controversial’ stunts – be it anarchically chucking a glass of water at Louis Walsh’s rubbery fizzog or sensationally storming off. And Cowell might well be a bit of a comedian but the joke is now very, very old.
Phone Voting
Come on, you didn’t seriously think it was kosher, did you?
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